Thursday, November 18, 2004

Positive-Male-Role-Model Frank Cancels Cause He Feels Like Puking

Positive Male Role Model Frank was supposed to come over and cook dinner for mom tonight, but he cancelled at the last minute. He clearly doesn't have the antiseptic saliva or indestructable stomach that I do, otherwise the poorly cooked Italian sausage would have done nothing to him. Instead, he had to stay home and feel like crap. Here's hoping he doesn't have to see his lunch again.

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