Friday, May 27, 2005

All mom does at work is eat

Mom goes to work, and every day there are piles of food everywhere. People bring in cookies, bagels, candy, all things that are not really great for you. It is awful the amount of food people consume in office jobs. Not to mention the fact that all people do all day is sit.

Mom has had to make a contious effort not to eat as much as she wants to during the day, but a lot of the consumption happens out of boredom. She gets bored and starts the famous "grazing" to pass the time. Sit for 5 min do some crappy work, get up and eat a Bite of cookie. Sit for half and hour try and do more crappy work, then get up and eat a full half of a cookie. So, in a normal day it is possible for her to consume at least 5 full cookies with no awareness if she is not careful.
To pre-empt the inevitable ass spread

that women get from sitting behind a desk all day, mom has decided not to eat sugar, or carbs while at work.
Lets see how long this will last.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

totally. That is me all day long

Kris said...

I HATE THE OFFICE. REBEL, NO MORE TREATS.

ps. who is buying all these delicacies?