Mom got back at like, two in the morning. She smelled like falafel, booze, Frank and Rick's cat. It's all good, I went through the building trick or treating. The really old lady on level D gave me a mutton bone that weighed about five pounds. Who the hell has mutton bones? What the hell is mutton? It was delicious. I left a little trick on someone's doorstop on level F. I put a paper bag full of my poop on their doorstep and then tried to light it on fire. I don't have opposable thumbs, so I couldn't get the matches to work, so I just scratched on the door and ran when I heard them coming. Eat on that 3F!
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