Farting in public or anywhere at work.
Bending over and showing crack.
Singing at the top of your lungs, show tunes and realizing your window is open.
B.O.
Hugging someone with bad B.O.
Not realizing you are wearing someone's jacket that they lost and think you stole when they see you wearing it.
Burping on the subway.
Responding to a friends e-mail in a mean way, because you interpreted the tone wrong.
bouncing checks
sleep talking
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3 comments:
wow, I totally do most of those things. Sometimes I am not embarassed - like the singing - and other times I'm totlly uncomfortable -like the BO.
Also the jacket thing happens to me.
I farted in the kitchen at work today. And it was only my second day. I've been so gassy. I think it's because I have to get up so early.
I went by my old work a couple of weeks ago and forgot to put on my deoderant. I got to work and checked my pits and was like WHOA. Lots of manual labor later I was supposed to schmooze a little. I remember putting my hand way out before shaking it with another perso for fear of having my secret known.
Frank
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