Bichon as wizard or KKK

Bichon as wizard or KKK
Originally uploaded by piggyreese.

Mom got back at like, two in the morning. She smelled like falafel, booze, Frank and Rick's cat. It's all good, I went through the building trick or treating. The really old lady on level D gave me a mutton bone that weighed about five pounds. Who the hell has mutton bones? What the hell is mutton? It was delicious. I left a little trick on someone's doorstop on level F. I put a paper bag full of my poop on their doorstep and then tried to light it on fire. I don't have opposable thumbs, so I couldn't get the matches to work, so I just scratched on the door and ran when I heard them coming. Eat on that 3F!

Quality Time With Positive-Male-Role-Model Frank

Mom had to work a double today, so I was left alone in the apartment for a bit. Frank, my positive male role mode stopped by and took me for a walk. Had a great time, but forgot to make number two. Thank god for the bathroom tile floor. He came back up for a while to play with me, drink a Czech beer and watch the Simpsons. He left at about 8:00. All in all, it was like Ice Cube said: "today was a good day, I didn't even have to use my AK!"

Shorn Like Sheep

So uhhhh...yeah, got a haircut. My fur was also matting. At first the clumps of hair were annoying, but then I thought, damn, with a little bit of work and styling, I could get some really nice dreads. I passed the idea along to mom, which I THOUGHT she understood. I figured that I would get some super glue or honey or some kind of thing but no, I just got it all shaved off. Not that I'm ungrateful, or cold for that matter, I was just hoping for dreads that's all.

Saved by Eva Amurri

Saw Saved! last night. Mom was all saying how Eva Amurri's last name was just made up and Frank was saying how she looked like Susan Saranden but was tall like her father, Tim Robbins. They're both wrong! Her father is Italian film director Franco Amurri (it's not a made-up name, Susan Sarandon's not a total hippie) and NOT Tim Robbins (Frank is just obsessed with people with his same last name)

Sox Beats St. Louis like a teenagers beat winos

GOOOOOO SOX!!!

I felt so damned good about the game that I stole a few Pakistani cookies from the kitchen. Mom never eats them, she'll never know.

In other news, Ashlee Simpson screwed up her lip synching on SNL this Saturday, I'll bet I'm the first blogger to notice!

Hey Everybody

Well, this is the last day of which is a good thing I guess. I'll be spending more time with mom, but I guess this will mean less time working on my blog. It's been wierd lately, she's gone all the time and then when she's home I'm supposed to be with her all the time. The other day, I was working really hard on getting this blog started, (I have four paw pads and no thumbs) and mom's all like
"Piggy, where are you?"
"Mooommm I'm working on my blog"
"Piggy! Where did you go, come to the living room?"
"Okayyy Mommmm"
Then she got all mad when I finally did come in and started to eat one of her bras. What the hell are bras for?

Last night was the best. Momma was gone all night long and I got to watch Law and Order for three hours straight! She's a little hung over this morning, but that doesn't mean she's not taking me out to pee on the roof. Well, I'm off to go bite her toes.