Thursday, May 25, 2006

Mom sucks

Lately mom has just not been inspired to write anything.

I think that she needs to become more inspired. She was at one point going to direct a play with some friends, but since the wedding prep is really taking a lot of her free head space she decided not to do that just yet.

It's a funny position to be in right now. Already married, and planning a wedding.

Mom thinks it's a good thing for her because she got so nervous when they got married in the court. So Nervous that she ordered a salt bagel. Now she gets to be so nervous again about people liking the big party that she is throwing.

Now, mom really likes to entertain, and have people over, and or organize parties other places. She even likes throwing work place parties. She is has her way, her style and usually if there is enough booze and games everyone has a great time.

This wedding party is going to be by far the biggest party that she will throw to date.

She has to have center pieces on the tables. That should tell you something.

The one thing that she really needs help with is deciding how to organize the tables and chairs, and coming up with a good way for people to feel like they have a place to sit, but not feel like they need to sit all night.

Hmmm. That is that next hard thing to tackle.

Please feel free to comment.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why the salt bagel?

Anonymous said...

Aw Piggy, tell your Mom, don't stress about the tables. If the Shower taught you anything it was that, the friends You and Frank have are so swell, everyone's gonna he happy no matter what, and happy to be there celebrating the Union.

Anonymous said...

Your party should be beach themed and you fill the room with sand and have everyone sit on towels. On the floor. You could even have a blow up pool. Bikini clad biatches. popcicles. a tanning bed. That'd be something to write about anyway......

Big Tom said...

hmmm, a beach theme would be hard to pull off cause mom really is not a fan of the swim suite! But the sand idea could totally work if we were in Australia!

About the salt bagel, mom got so nervous at the coffee cart outside the court house that instead of waiting for Frank to order she ordered a Salt bagel for him, forgetting that they try to eat low sodium and that Frank does not even like Salt bagels.
It was funny in that moment.