Blinded by the claw

Last night I poked mom's eye out.

Well really I ran across her face at 12:30am and scratched her left eye pretty badly.

Mom shot up out of bed screaming and sobbing. She thought that she was blinded. Good thing that I did not get anywhere near the cornia.

Frank of course jumped out of bed and tried to calm mom down. All mom could do was yell and scream at him. He was trying to be the "take charge in emergency situations" type of guy. And all mom wanted to do was punch him in the face cause she was scared she was going to be blind.

Finally after excessive flushing, tons of visean, and a bit more panic, mom started to calm down.

Frank took the high road and decided to drug her with Tylenol PM to make her go to sleep.

Good choice, cause all mom would have done was sit up and panic all night and not let me cuddle with her.

Gosh all I was trying to do was climb over to the top of franks head. Mom's head just happened to be in the way.


The next morning, mom could not get up out of bed, her eye was swollen and she had a "sleeping pill" hang-over.

While Frank was making coffee extra strong, he said "I'm sorry I drugged you", to mom.
I think that because mom is going to be ok, and cause this was an accident. Frank apologizing for drugging mom was my favorite part of this whole eye experience!

sorry mom!

Mom totally forgot

Yesterday was the one year anniversary for this blog!
One year ago Frank Started this blog as a birthday present for mom!
How great is Frank. He is my PMRM (Positive male role model)

We have gone through a lot with this blog. Fun times, Weird times, Almost getting fired cause of a dumb lady times, sad times and after it all growing times.

I am excited and dedicated to making sure this blog and it's small population of dedicated readers continue to get all the Bichon Blogging they desire!

Sick as a dog

Mom has been sick. We figured that it must be all the stress from the show opening and working 9-6pm and the weather changing to nasty cold.

It really put a damper on last weekend.
Grandma was in town, she came to pet me. . .

Well she really came to see mom and Frank's Show. But that's ok.

Mom's brother Alex came too.

He's really tall. He picked me up and I felt like I was on the top of the world.

Alex is the tallest and the youngest!


On Firday a bunch of mom and Franks's friends came to the show, and afterward they goofed around on the set.

It was funny.


Emily the one to the right is so awesome she has come to see show 2 times!

Maybe it is cause her boyfriend Chris on the left is in the show!

On Sunday all mom did was sleep. No joke. And so I took that as an oppertunity to lay on her face all day. I thought that since she was sick, if I cuddled with her she would get better.

Not too sure it worked.

In other news Frank's friend ARIELLE ran a marathon on Sunday. Go her! Maybe one day mom will have the power to do that too!

So I was too busy but :

Mom was just causally taking a break scanning gawker when she came upon
"Prussian Blue"

It literally took her so off guard that she thought it was one of those Saturday night live jokes.


Oh but too bad it is not.
Prussian Blue is a musical group, Started by Lynx and Lamb, two 12-year-old
girls who sing and play guitar and violin. The catch is that they are totally racist, and sing about white power.

Are you kidding?

This interview with the girls was taken from Reykjavik Grapevine Online:

"Would you consider yourselves white supremacist or separatist, and why?

Lamb: White Nationalist or Separatist since a supremacist means that we would want to rule other races and to be honest, we just donÂ’t want them around.

Lynx: We do think our race is different than other races in a lot of positive ways and that we have invented more things and done more for civilization. We donÂ’t want to harm other races but we donÂ’t want to have to take care of them or be around them either."

This is totally for real they are trying to be sort of Hitler Youth version of the Olsen twins.


They are quoted as saying
"We must secure the existencence of our people and a future for white children".

The question is if they gain popularity what is wrong with this world? It scares me to think that they could even have a gig. I would be worried that they would be shot in concert.
When your album is called "PRUSSIAN BLUE - Blond Hair, Blue Eyes".

Mom is so upset that this band could ever exist that it is hard to even go off about because all the people she knows already know how weird and wrong this band is.
I would check out their website and see how appallinging it is for yourself.

Grandma's comming

Mom's play opened last night, and It went very well!

Tonight grandma and mom's brother are comming to visit. They are staying for the weekend!

Mom's too busy to post.

More later.

The Water Engine

sorry for the lack of posts, momma has been in Tec rehearsal with her theatre company Redstar Productions. They are putting up

"The Water Engine" By David Mamet
with
Frank Robbins, Keith Elijah Fasciani, Katie Lorraine, Chris Varmus, Roy Koshy, Margaret Caruso,
Julia Wiedeman, Steve Dunayer
and the voice of Jim DeMonic
Directed by Laura Cass


The Water Engine
will be playing at
The Gene Frankel Theatre
24 Bond St.
(btwn. Lafayette & Broadway)
New York, NY

Thursday, Friday and Saturday Nights @ 8pm
on
October 20, 21, 22,
&
October 27, 28, 29

Tickets are $18 dollars general admission
$12 for students and seniors.
and can be purchased on-line at www.smarttix.com
or by calling
(212) 868-4444
(the ticketing website is now up and running)
For more information about Red Star please check our website
www.redstartheatre.com

Oh gosh

I think that mom will be doing her first messenger race this year!
She is slowley thinking the prospect over.
The upside to this race is that the checkpoints seem to be grocrey stores, and all the food you buy goes to charity.

Cool right?
We shall see if mom really does this . . .

Bike Messenger Appreciation day

Is today!!!

Today we say thank you to all the hard working messengers who are out day after day

after day working for us. Delivering those rush packages that you need so desperately to arrive on time.
Rain or shine, hot or cold.

When you see a messenger on the street today smile and let them by, they are not out to kill you, or run you over. Unless you hurt them first.

Check out the New York Bike Messenger Association site. It's pretty cool and does a great job to keep you in the loop.

in the running for real

We think that Frank has made a decision about what breed of dog to get.
Now he thinks it is going to be a Pembroke Welsh Corgi.

Cutie!

I am very excited, even more excited than mom.


Today was the first time I saw a roach in our apartment. How gross. Mom woke up and of course right on the wall across the bedroom is a gross roach. So then of course I have to hide while she sprays the crap out of the wall.

Did she get it. No.

So now today Frank has been instructed to buy roach traps and put them in every free space!

Frank the roach killin man

This is a day when mom is glad to be away from home and at work.

Awkward moments

Farting in public or anywhere at work.

Bending over and showing crack.

Singing at the top of your lungs, show tunes and realizing your window is open.

B.O.

Hugging someone with bad B.O.

Not realizing you are wearing someone's jacket that they lost and think you stole when they see you wearing it.

Burping on the subway.

Responding to a friends e-mail in a mean way, because you interpreted the tone wrong.

bouncing checks

sleep talking

news

Thought that was funny . . .


In other news Frank is still looking to get another dog, a sister for me.

The one in the middle.
It's a miniature Bull Terrier

We are all very excited at the prospect of pee all over the bed once again.

The show is going well, and tickets are on sale. So buy up!

And lastly I think that Alicia

should have here baby already so mom can go and visit her!