Emily Farris is right.

Mom got married and stopped posting. There is no excuse, no reason, no plan, just that married life leaves you with no time to post.

Ok that’s a total lie, the lack of post is pure laziness. Mom’s sloth like attitude has also crept in to other aspects of her life as well.

She totally has admitted and committed to wearing the same skirt every day. This has become a joke at her office, everyone now does the point, giggle and smile at mom’s skirt. It is now her uniform.

Little do they know she went on a shopping spree two days ago and bought 5 more skirts. They all are also just about the same. They differ in length and pattern a bit, but they are all really all just the same damn black skirt.

Mom has also totally stopped exercising. Not only has she not ridden her bike in a long while, but there has been no running. At first she blamed it on the weather, “oh it’s too cold to go run”, but that’s just a lie. There is always the gym, and some of the days she could have run outside.
It is actually amazing that the spread that is beginning to occur at the butt region has not prompted mom to get her ass to the gym. But after all she is married now and Frank can’t really leave her if she gains 10lbs.
Now that is something that Frank would never do, thank god he likes his women to look like women. I think that when men are in love you have to do something drastic to make them notice a little weight gain. I mean come on most men really don’t realize when you get your hair cut.
But mom has also started to warn Frank that when she gets prego she will eat for 4. And she will gain way too much weight.
I think mom just likes over exaggerating so when she just eats for 2 it won’t be that bad.
(no mom is not prego and no they are not planning for kids just yet)

Anyway I am going to prompt mom to post again, get off the couch again and really start getting out of bed more often!

The winter hibernation is coming to an end, and the season for tighter and less clothing is about to begin.